Tulfo vs Barretto/ Santiago: What really happened in Naia

photo by abs-cbn

Columnist and radio host Ramon Tulfo had a brawl with Claudine Barretto and spouse, Raymart Santiago along with other friends on May 6, 2012 at the Naia 3 terminal.  According to Inquirer, the columnist initially sympathized with Baretto, who was complaining about their off-loaded luggage. But when the stewardess was viciously balled-out by the actress, Tulfo decided to take photos using his cellphone.

Airport Scene. (parody)

Tulfo: *thinking* Scoop to! Ma lapitan nga, at maidag-dag nga ito sa column ko against budget airlines – baka heto na yung opportunidad na maka- fly-all-can na ako!

Barretto: Sir anong gingawa niyo? (*thinking* naku, si Tulfo to ah. Mahal to. Wala na akong pera pambayad dito)

Santiago: Sir, ano hong ginagawa ninyo? (*thinking* naku, paparazzi.  Ang taba pa naman ng asawa ko, pag wala akong gagawin, lagot ako!!)

Tulfo:  Anong pakialam mo? (*thinking* sino na namang kumag tong nakikialam. Mauudlot pa yung lifetime frequent flyer ko.)

Santiago: Akin na yang cell mo, kundi suntukan tayo.

Tulfo: Tara Black belter ako!

Police Scene:

Santiago: Nagrereklamo lang naman po ako sa missing baggage namin…Some of the children’s things and medicines were in the missing bags (*thinking* andun yung ipad, at si Barney! Magtatantrums yung mga anak ko pagwala yung mga yun!)

Barretto: “Pagpasok ko nag-hello pa ho siya [Tulfo], nang-aalaska pa. Tawa siya ng tawa hindi ko alam kung bakit. Ngumingiti-ngiti siya eh. Tapos nagbitaw ho siya ng salita na hindi niyo alam kung sino ang kinakalaban niyo. Iyon ang sinabi niya sa amin. Thrineaten niya ho kami.” (*thinking*  I bet, sisirain niya career ko sa Bitag!)

Tulfo: Hello lang, threat na (*Thinking* beware the Tulfo brothers)

Cebu Pac management: Whew! Buti nalang nagaway.  Wala kami pakialam dyan ha!

First Gentleman Arroyo: Si Raymart lang pala katapat ni Tulfo.  Beeeh, Buti nga !  HAHAHAHA!